August 2012
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
annarawrr:
why do body pillows
Because body pillows never leave you for stupid reasons.
“You’re pushing me away and I’m tired of trying to make this work, but this is the first time I’m gonna talk to you about it. Our relationship is over. Oh, but I still love and care about you.”
Yeah, my body pillow has never said that to me.
I’ll be your body pillow
I...
josiahfiles:
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annarawrr:
why do body pillows
Because body pillows never leave you for stupid reasons.
“You’re pushing me away and I’m tired of trying to make this work, but this is the first time I’m gonna talk to you about it. Our relationship is over. Oh, but I still love and care about you.”
Yeah, my body pillow has never said that to me.
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I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan:
jakenglishsexual:
ahabschesthairs:
grownupgardengnostic:
…wait whats the joke?
have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy.
He was the FIRST motherfucker.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
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metalmachine66crush replied to your post: Unpopular opinion: Tom What’s-his-face (the guy…
Oh. My. God. Thank you. *hugs*
slkdfj you’re welcome?? I kinda think he looks like a rat. Which makes him a good choice for Loki.
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Unpopular opinion: Tom What’s-his-face (the guy that plays Loki) is not attractive.
a haiku about my otp
vampireswillbutthurtyou:
god fucking dammit
can’t you just kiss already
jesus fucking christ
lampsarepeopletoo:
IVE SCROLLED PAST THIS VID A MILLION TIMES AND IM SO GLAD I WATCHED IT NOW OMG
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SANTA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A RACOON??
Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
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have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON