Dear Tobi Anon that was writing me Duzzy, Please write more. I wanna know if Izzy is able to change Duffy’s mind on drinking so much. You are a perfect author and I need to know more and you should write more because you are the best ever of all time and I love you. Sincerely, Izzard
Anonymous asked: Izzy was staring at Duff... again.. He knew that he needed to stop doing that, or the other guys would catch on. But he couldn't help himself, Duff was angelic. He was sitting right beside him smoking a cigarette with those beautiful lips of his. Izzy couldn't help but lick his own lips at the sight. He turned to face the other band mates, and they were all deep in conversation about...
Anonymous asked: Izzy turned his head away, making Duff frown. He asked what was wrong. "Your breath smells like alcohol," Izzy replied flatly. "You know I quit drinking. I wish you'd quit, too." Duff's shoulders slumped and Izzy ducked out under one of his arms. He walked to the mini-fridge in the room, pulling out a bottle of water. He returned to Duff, who had turned to follow him...
damienthorn: hipsterizzy: damienthorn: I miss being invested in a fandom. :c I mean, I love a lot of things dearly and as an avid collector I still get my action figures when I can…and never open them because I’m a nerd about value and keeping things in pristine condition…even though I’m never going to resale them. I also keep up with all my series, (Though I’m falling behind in comic...
Anonymous asked: Duff caught up to Izzy backstage. He was pumped from the show, but he could tell that Izzy, on the other hand, was tired. He wrapped his arms around the guitarist's waist and, ignoring Izzy's demands to be set down, carried him down the hallway to his dressing room. When he set him down behind the safety of the closed door, he kept his arms around him, nuzzling the top of his head. After...
damienthorn: I miss being invested in a fandom. :c I mean, I love a lot of things dearly and as an avid collector I still get my action figures when I can…and never open them because I’m a nerd about value and keeping things in pristine condition…even though I’m never going to resale them. I also keep up with all my series, (Though I’m falling behind in comic series.) and I squeak every time I...
…I haven’t read a decent Duff/Izzy fiction in aeons (or ions, as Slash would say). Anyone up for putting a little snippet in my ask box? I’d love you 5ever.
theslaxlsanctuary: m-c-k-a-g-a-n: if you ship slaxl you are disgustinggggg
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
cosmo tip #286
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME”
]]> titaniumbovine replied to your post: What happened to all the Slaxl? Its like gone.. I should start posting in the Slaxl Sanctuary again I kinda lost interest in that after like a week I should pick that back up Dude, you really should. :U
Anonymous asked: What happened to all the Slaxl? Its like gone..
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
Someone give me motivation to work on this pirate shirt.
furiousdee: There’s a special place in hell reserved for people who tag their completely unrelated text posts with the names of the celebrities in the reaction gifs they’ve used.
In reading Duff’s book, I’ve noticed that he talks about Izzy a LOT…
cybergay: so glad i didnt have a scene phase omg
Reblog if you want a fanfic in your ask.
Pewdie: Hey I just met you~
Pewdie: And you're a lever~
Pewdie: So let me jerk you~
Pewdie: What the fuck did I just sing
titaniumbovine: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass Actually, that’s the wrong form, you nub. It should be “natem.” This should be obvious since “diem” and “noctem” both end in “-em”. That’s because they are accusative form. The form of natis you have is in the DATIVE/ABLATIVE PLURAL. Way to go.
titaniumbovine: My pitbull has been whining all day because no one will throw his slimy ball in the house so just now I called him over and made him watch one of those Sarah Mclachlan sad dog commercials so he understands how good he has it.