May 2012
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WELP.
I need to go do a thing.
Goodbye, Tumblr, I’ll miss you.
Maybe I’ll see you again on Sunday.
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titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy replied to your post: I wonder how many posts I’d have to queue up to…
This is a terrible plan I’d know because you’d stop existing and then I would constantly be reminded that you are gone because you’re supposed to move in with me. ;n;
Okay well what if I just ~went...
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Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now."
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
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damienthorn:
hipsterizzy:
Let me tell you all something disturbing.
If I am not there to see something, it is not so.
More specifically, I have lived in Chicago since July 2011. Therefore, when my grandfather passed away in January, I did not have to live in a place where he no longer existed. So in my mind, he still lives there. Yes, I did go home for the funeral. Yes, I touched and...
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy replied to your post: I wonder how many posts I’d have to queue up to…
This is a terrible plan I’d know because you’d stop existing and then I would constantly be reminded that you are gone because you’re supposed to move in with me. ;n;
Okay well what if I just ~went missing~
Any plan to cover up...
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hanoiroses replied to your post: hanoiroses replied to your post: Let me tell you…
woah that’s tough. i hope you can come to terms with it, in your own time though. :( everybody deals with stuff differently
That’s true. I’m supposed to schedule an appointment to meet a therapist and hopefully she will become my regular therapist, so maybe I can at least gain closure...
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy replied to your post: I wonder how many posts I’d have to queue up to…
This is a terrible plan I’d know because you’d stop existing and then I would constantly be reminded that you are gone because you’re supposed to move in with me. ;n;
Okay well what if I just ~went missing~
Any plan to cover up your suicide is a terrible plan. ...
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hanoiroses replied to your post: Let me tell you all something disturbing. If I am…
I understand, I feel like my grandma is just on holiday or something and that she’ll be back one day. Losing people sucks so much.
It really does suck. But it’s so bad that I’ve almost asked my grandma how my grandpa is and how he’s doing with his crops (he was a farmer) and how his...
titaniumbovine:
hipsterizzy replied to your post: I wonder how many posts I’d have to queue up to…
This is a terrible plan I’d know because you’d stop existing and then I would constantly be reminded that you are gone because you’re supposed to move in with me. ;n;
Okay well what if I just ~went missing~
Any plan to cover up your suicide is a terrible plan. ;n;
I would still know you killed...
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Let me tell you all something disturbing.
If I am not there to see something, it is not so.
More specifically, I have lived in Chicago since July 2011. Therefore, when my grandfather passed away in January, I did not have to live in a place where he no longer existed. So in my mind, he still lives there. Yes, I did go home for the funeral. Yes, I touched and kissed his corpse on the hands...
FUN FACT
sexdrugsandpokemon:
agayofgays:
genuinelycornflakes:
angrybagel:
the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Iron Man 3
Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
just-the-smile:
It pisses me off that some people think Pink Floyd music is only good if you’re on drugs.
REBLOG IF YOu WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
distinctmemory:
gonnaslapabitch:
piratesollux:
searingdestiny:
macpye:
TELL ME!
inbox me if you care.
could be interesting
DO IT
http://distinctmemory.tumblr.com/ask
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
"Tom Felton's Hogwarts robe pockets had to be sewn...
iwantmyinsanityback:
replaceyourheartx:
1000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN
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KNAWK-KNAWK-KNAWKIN' AWN HYEAVIN'S DOWOAH!
Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
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chefbarnes:
imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members
adventureswithcookie:
everyone has those times when instead of typing what they really meant into google, they just type the first thing on their mind
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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lachrimare:
The smell of freshly put-out candles/flames/matches is easily among my favourites.
spazzyfazzles:
POUR SOME LOTION ON ME
IN THE NAME OF DRY SKIN
icantleaveherbehind:
on a scale from 1 to dancing in the street how gay are you
This gif...
onryoii:
It…it just describes all my ships. QAQ
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And Now, Random Facts About Your Friendly...
I finally taped my watercolor paper down to paint, despite my only idea being the color yellow.
I am eating a croissant out of a plastic bowl.
I sleep on a futon and honestly it is the best ever.
My “rent” is currently the task of cleaning for the family I live with.
The wife/mom is a super neato lady who has super neato ideas about stuff, like building a super efficient egg...
