(202): When the shrooms kicked in we both... →
basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
(416): Only you could walk of shame to a childrens... →
johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Sweet Child O’ Mine
Slash's entire book: All things considered, we'll get to all of that in just a little bit.
Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
ironbacon: truesoprano: nocturnalzombie: thesylverlining: karnythia: I read a story where they used floor wax. I’m still not okay. Snow. No, seriously. Snow. That’s just. Water. Water is not lube. Liana and I used to find the worst ones. Like icy hot type stuff, um, glue once, here was something else that would just destroy a person but I can’t remember what it was. Wouldn’t glue...
Reblog this if a fanfic has ever made you cry.
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...– Harvey Fierstein (via zodiaccity)
prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
adebimpe: i just discovered something kind of weird about the paneling up near my ceiling i mean i never had much reason to look up there before i just kind of glanced up though and sort of just huh oh o h
askinnyblackman: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. god damn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen today
Izzy has a great sense of humor........i wish more...
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
randomostrichchocolates: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people.
shavingryansprivates: what if the westboro baptist church translated wrong and god actually hates figs ACTUALLY There is a story in the Bible about how Jesus condemned a fig tree because it was not bearing fruit when he wanted it to.
dorothy-cotton: why do people announce their medical conditions in their about mes only the cool ones though everyone talks about their cool and edgy self diagnosed insomnia you never see an about me that’s like Hello I’m 16 years young - bands - skinnies - converse -photography - a little messed up - i have psoriasis - it acts up in summer - flakey till i die xoxo
Also, I forgot how much I hate it when Slash says/writes “all things considered”. I will not forget again.
*draws Fat Pickles anyways*
I really wanna draw something nice and awesome in celebration of the new episode of Metalocalypse, but I know if I try to draw anything, it’s just gonna result in me drawing Fat Pickles in all his greasy wheelchair glory. *decides to try and finish reading Slash’s autobiography instead because it’s totally the same thing as drawing Dethklok stuff*
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
titaniumbovine: colfricans: reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates Of course he does. to pictures of my other favourite celebrity
titaniumbovine: whenaxlrosewasyoungandhot: people who refer to slash as “saul” Axl refers to Slash as Saul in a song AND I QUOTE: “Saaauuul~!”