ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum falls in love with a cute farm girl but then he finds out her dad’s barn is full of zombies.
titaniumbovine: »Looking through shows on the Biography Channel »Wondering if any of the Biographies will be the Slash one »Sees “Celebrity Ghost Stories” »Hopes one of them is the one with Vince Neil »It’s not »But there’s one with Matt Sorum Thursday night at 5???
The last gif of someone dancing is how you dance...
titaniumbovine: thegifinyourfolder: Submitted by: thismakesmehappyface
Reason #1 I hate Izzy:
titaniumbovine: When I try to go downstairs and she’s on the stairs, instead of moving out of the way, she lays down on the stair right under my foot so I HAVE to step on her. …I read the title and thought it was about me. Then I read the text and was like, “OH LOL THE CAT.” Now I’m paranoid that you also hate me, though. 8C
titaniumbovine: monsieursex: I think I wanna make videos regularly. They’re fun and they’d probably save me about 20 text posts about how my week/day has been so far. Plus you guys get to watch them and hear my voice and whatnot :3 I was thinking the same thing asdfghjkl Except mine would just be me complaining so 8C …I wanna make a vidro. ;3; Guys, should I make one, too? What...
caitlin-faith: I’m sorry if this offends anyone, but purity rings are seriously the fucking stupidest thing ever. They don’t work. My mom made me get one when I was 16. Lost my virginity at 20 BEFORE getting married. Purity rings are just lies.