June 2011
torimcawesomeface:
oh someone doesn’t approve of the way I’m living my life
well I guess I should get upset or something
or not, because it’s my life and my decisions. I’m glad that you have your opinions and that you can state them freely, but what you deem acceptable or unacceptable is irrelevant to my life because you don’t even know me.
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The Creation of the Vagina
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he...
A kawaii prayer
weaboostories:
My Kawaii Lord in Heaven, Moe be thy name, Thine cheesepuff come, Thy will be done, In high school as is in anime.
Give us this day our daily Pocky And us forgive our pairings As we “Nyaa” at those who hate against us, And lead us not into reality, But deliver us from it.
For thine is the shōjō, the shōnen and the dōjin forever.
Submitted by carouselz
Ramen.
torimcawesomeface replied to your post: torimcawesomeface replied to your post:…
sdjhgdsk oh you :’) well hopefully you’re feeling better now? (not necessarily due to my post but just in general :’D)
I’m feeling much better. :’3
....Babe? oAo
littleproblem:
hipsterizzy:
There was a young lady named Alice, Who used dynamite for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her asshole in Dallas.
What the shit it wasn’t me
XD
WAS TOO! ;A;
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....Babe? oAo
There was a young lady named Alice, Who used dynamite for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her asshole in Dallas.
torimcawesomeface replied to your post: http://torimcawesomeface.tumblr.com/post/6050918013/for-larien-djkghfkjg-it-sucks-but-heres-a kldfgjhdf there you go it sucks but yeah~
skfjghdkhgjfd omg Larien you’re precious jdhfdj :’)
You’re every bit as precious. :3
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Thrifty guy...
There once was a guy named Dave, Who dug up a whore from a grave. She was moldy and shitty, And only had one titty But look at the money he saved!
pepsiandsnickers-deactivated201 asked: http://torimcawesomeface.tumblr.com/post/6050918013/for-larien-djkghfkjg-it-sucks-but-heres-a
kldfgjhdf there you go it sucks but yeah~
kldfgjhdf there you go it sucks but yeah~
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Robin Hood
You’ve heard the tale of Robin Hood, and how he did poor people good. But there’s more to this story, of Sherwood forests pride and glory. At night when all the robbing was done, the merry men would have their fun. In fact it would be fair to say, the merry men were quite GAY. As little John starts to unwind, Robin takes it from behind, and as they frolic in the grass, Robin takes it...
May 2011
torimcawesomeface:
hipsterizzy:
torimcawesomeface:
hipsterizzy:
littleproblem:
torimcawesomeface:
I like perverting celebrities
it’s fun
a good pasttime
something to tell the grandkids about
“This one time, my rp partner made Nikki Sixx fuck DJ Ashba… oh, those were the days.”
and then die hacking up a lung
Larien look it will be out life :’D
Oh good God…It will! Except I’m...
morgana-lefay replied to your post: Dear friends…
I hear ya. I had a pretty “meh” day myself today. It got better eventually so I hope it works the same way for you too ;) (and dirty poetry seems like a good way to change the mood :P)
Yeah, it’ll get better. I can spend all day tomorrow painting some fake pistols~
torimcawesomeface:
hipsterizzy:
littleproblem:
torimcawesomeface:
I like perverting celebrities
it’s fun
a good pasttime
something to tell the grandkids about
“This one time, my rp partner made Nikki Sixx fuck DJ Ashba… oh, those were the days.”
and then die hacking up a lung
Larien look it will be out life :’D
Oh good God…It will! Except I’m not having kids, so I can’t have...
torimcawesomeface replied to your post: torimcawesomeface replied to your post:…
jdfh well then I will *attempt* to draw you something sdkjhsdjkgh oh I know that feeling -_- I know that feeling well. kjdghdjg *more hugs*
Peeeeeeeeeeee! I’m excite!
littleproblem:
torimcawesomeface:
I like perverting celebrities
it’s fun
a good pasttime
something to tell the grandkids about
“This one time, my rp partner made Nikki Sixx fuck DJ Ashba… oh, those were the days.”
and then die hacking up a lung
Larien look it will be out life :’D
Oh good God…It will! Except I’m not having kids, so I can’t have grandkids. :B
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Gogol Bordello - Wonderlust King
I...
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Dear friends...
I know I posted about feeling horrible, but don’t worry!
I’ll feel better soon, I swear. I just had a shitty day.
When I stop sweating and feeling so out of shape, I’ll play dress-up and feel tons better.
Until then, you can find me reading dirty poetry.
weaboostories:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!
torimcawesomeface replied to your post: torimcawesomeface replied to your post: I feel…
sdkjgfsdjgkh I’m trying to think, I don’t really have any skills or anything ;__; dskjfh would it make you feel better if I drew you a shitty picture dskjfhdj
B’awwwwwwwwwwwww, gift art is never shitty art! ;w;
I’m sure I’ll feel better if I ever stop sweating and feeling…so...
torimcawesomeface replied to your post: I feel horrible today.
aw I’m sorry qurl *infinite hugs*
Hnnnnn. *hugs forever*
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I feel horrible today.
I think I’ve hit another low point.
Joy of all joys. /sarcasm
Damn poetic.
torimcawesomeface:
tobiastam:
There was a young girl from Dallas, Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in north Carolina, And her arse hole in Buckingham Palace.
holla north carolina representin’
