April 2011
morgana-lefay replied to your post: morgana-lefay said: Yeah girl! Congrats! :D Too…
I know the feeling. It’s pretty damn good! So eh, just enjoy it! ;) I could not work there…would probably gain like 10 pounds every week ahah
Yeah, I love their food…But I know I won’t be eating there all the time. ^^;
Sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too...
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“I was only interested in real women. Not someone you dragged in, gave her a...”
– Keith Richards on sex (via orgasmickjagger)
foryourlife-:
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Seconding this.
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY THAT I...
thespiritoftheradio:
That is all.
Many of us are.
morgana-lefay said: Yeah girl! Congrats! :D Too bad I don’t live in your town or I would certainly be your first customer. Me and McDonald’s go waaaay back :X ahah
Thanks! 8D Dood, I’m so excited. I can’t wait to start work. I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to be this excited, but fuck, I finally have a real job!
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AND I SHALL ADMIRE IZZY'S SEXY CHEST...
thespiritoftheradio:
adrianseaottersmith:
AND MY NEW FAVORITE:
I just want to run my fingers down his chest and lick his chest, caress it, kiss it oh Jesus! I sound like a whore but fuck!
I thought I was the only one. No joke
69% of people can find something sexual in every...
snivellysnape:
that would be me
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Ladies and Gentlemen of Tumblr...
I am proud to announce that you are now following a brand new McDonald’s crew member.
I went in for my interview, he asked me about my university schedule and what hours worked best for me, then he hired me on the spot. I was so excited that I wanted to dance out of there. However, I refrained from doing so…
I’m going to service the fuck out of those customers…
send me a dirty message on anon, and if im too...
“Bleach is healthy, it’s mostly water and we are mostly water, therefore, we are...”
– Nathan Explosion (via brodynoon)
March 2011
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more.
Why so much hype about high-waisted shorts? They...
stone-cold-sinner:
Plus they’re uncomfortable. :I
WHEN YOU HEAR THE FIRST NOTES OF SWEET CHILD O'...
jo3presents:
INSTANTLY
this is my life!
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Touch Your Tits!
Today is Touch Your Tits Day, ladies and gents. What does that mean?
IT MEANS GIVE YOURSELF A BREAST EXAM.
Breast cancer (like all cancer) is NO JOKE, so be sure to check yourself. I’m not just talking to the ladies. This year, 2-3% of diagnosed breast cancer cases will occur in men. You may not have to wear a bra, but it’s still breast tissue.
And helping your friends check is...
When I hear the words "free" and "food" together.
fucksia:
Reblog if you *don't* think abstaining from...
12oclock-high:
freedomtoast:weweremerelyfreshmen:
I think treating people with kindness and consideration make you a better person. I don’t really care how often you drink, how stoned you are, if you smell like cigarettes, or if you really like sex. I care that when I come to you with something you’re not an ass.
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
aregom:
fuckyeahgoldandvintage:
These are fantastic!
I am proud to say that I have never been the...
Reblog if you are naked under your clothes.
Lolololololol I wish I had boobs.
my-serpentine:
I’m like fucking Franny Flat-Chest over here.
Ugh…you’re not alone…
