October 2011
parjars:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
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Do you like to cook?
It depends on my mood, actually. But usually, yeah, I enjoy the task.
Put words at my face, dooshbeags!
That awesome moment when Shuffle It All by Izzy...
toejones:
then I stop and have to cry.
THIS SO HARD. DESPITE THE SUPERNATURAL GIFS INVOLVED, I MUST REBLOG THIS BECAUSE THIS SENTIMENT SO VERY FUCKING HARD.
Guys. Listen to this.
titaniumbovine:
lizwontcry:
80sglamsleazehairboy:
Girl at my school: *wearing Guns N’ Roses shirt*
Me: Cool shirt.
Girl: Thanks, I love Guns N Roses clothing.
Me: Me too. I liked the shirt Axl wore at Tokyo in 1992. The one during Welcome to the Jungle.
Girl: Who’s Axl?
Me: Uhhh, do you know who Slash is?
Girl: No.
Me: Do you know who Guns N Roses are?
Girl: Yes, they are a clothing...