Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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margurita:

he looks so scared

margurita:

he looks so scared

sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

nextlifeout:

2damnfeisty:

bathsabbath:

piscula:

skooth:

bhavatarini:

myblacksexuality:

poetofwar333:

#cleopatra with the nose knocked off. I wonder if people still think she was European like the movies betray…

I still think it’s one of the most desperate things whites have done to blacks and to black history. The disrespect is outrageous. They came to our country and mentally could not fathom how these black civilizations could be so great. They literally rode through our lands and shot the noses off of our statues. Why? So that the statues would no longer resemble the African people and they could LIE about the origins of Egypt and countless other civilizations. It was a widespread practice. It’s why statues of Pharaoh’s and their wives have no noses. It’s why the Sphinx has no nose. When I was in middle and high school, we were taught that the noses had fell off due to time and poor craftsmanship! They have literally tried to teach us that our ancestors were shitty builders of noses just to hide their malicious destruction of our heritage. European fears of African peoples had to come from somewhere. I want to know what part of the history is missing. There’s something that they don’t want to be told.

The shade is real

i was taught that the noses fell off as well and actually continued to believe this. in retrospect this makes no sense, considering greek/roman statues pretty much always have intact noses whereas egyptian ones are always conveniently missing theirs. thank you for pointing this out to me, i hadn’t even made that connection until now.

The bolded was me too and I am seriously embarrassed that I never even thought about how that could be false.

Damnnn. I hate myself for not realizing this.
    I hate myself even more, since I know the ancient Egyptians created their sculptural works with the idea of permanence in mind. They were literally built to last throughout the afterlife. Notice how the majority of their monumental sculpture is stone-bound, without any protruding elements or breakable appendages. That’s because many of these sculptures were intended to house the life-force (Ka) of those they portrayed. Of their favorite materials were basalt and diorite, both extremely hard stones that were incredibly difficult to carve. Meaning a nose just doesn’t “fall off” because of “poor craftsmanship,” you would literally have to take a hammer to it. Fuckers.

Cleopatra was black, she was as black as Cicely Tyson. -Paul Mooney

Don’t hate yourself, and don’t be embarrassed. This is one of the biggest things that they have done to try and uphold the myth of Black inferiority/White supremacy. Erasing Blackness is what they’ve been doing since Day 1. They’ve done it then, they do it now, and they’ll keep doing it until the world ends. 

nextlifeout:

2damnfeisty:

bathsabbath:

piscula:

skooth:

bhavatarini:

myblacksexuality:

poetofwar333:

#cleopatra with the nose knocked off. I wonder if people still think she was European like the movies betray…

I still think it’s one of the most desperate things whites have done to blacks and to black history. The disrespect is outrageous. They came to our country and mentally could not fathom how these black civilizations could be so great. They literally rode through our lands and shot the noses off of our statues. Why? So that the statues would no longer resemble the African people and they could LIE about the origins of Egypt and countless other civilizations. It was a widespread practice. It’s why statues of Pharaoh’s and their wives have no noses. It’s why the Sphinx has no nose. When I was in middle and high school, we were taught that the noses had fell off due to time and poor craftsmanship! They have literally tried to teach us that our ancestors were shitty builders of noses just to hide their malicious destruction of our heritage. European fears of African peoples had to come from somewhere. I want to know what part of the history is missing. There’s something that they don’t want to be told.

The shade is real

i was taught that the noses fell off as well and actually continued to believe this. in retrospect this makes no sense, considering greek/roman statues pretty much always have intact noses whereas egyptian ones are always conveniently missing theirs. thank you for pointing this out to me, i hadn’t even made that connection until now.

The bolded was me too and I am seriously embarrassed that I never even thought about how that could be false.

Damnnn. I hate myself for not realizing this.

    I hate myself even more, since I know the ancient Egyptians created their sculptural works with the idea of permanence in mind. They were literally built to last throughout the afterlife. Notice how the majority of their monumental sculpture is stone-bound, without any protruding elements or breakable appendages. That’s because many of these sculptures were intended to house the life-force (Ka) of those they portrayed. Of their favorite materials were basalt and diorite, both extremely hard stones that were incredibly difficult to carve. Meaning a nose just doesn’t “fall off” because of “poor craftsmanship,” you would literally have to take a hammer to it. Fuckers.

Cleopatra was black, she was as black as Cicely Tyson. -Paul Mooney

Don’t hate yourself, and don’t be embarrassed. This is one of the biggest things that they have done to try and uphold the myth of Black inferiority/White supremacy. Erasing Blackness is what they’ve been doing since Day 1. They’ve done it then, they do it now, and they’ll keep doing it until the world ends. 

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

thedreamerandthedream:

Should be posted in every backstage n greenroom!

thedreamerandthedream:

Should be posted in every backstage n greenroom!

crowsintheforest:

glitchedwitch:

beheadedkaworu:

i dont even know what to say just fuckign take it

The Third Impact

the whole internet has led up to this video. or led back to.

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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shut up black eyed peas, lonely akon, hips don’t lie shakira, lose yourself eminem, buttons pussycat dolls, u + ur hand p!nk, untouched the veronicas, fergalicious fergie, you’re beautiful james blunt, forever chris brown, unfaithful rihanna, bring me to life evanescence, we made you eminem, feel good inc. gorillaz, because of you kelly clarkson, in the end linkin park, four to the floor starsailor, beautiful girls sean kingston, piece of me britney spears, work kelly rowland, heaven dj sammy, promiscuous girl (feat. timbaland) nelly furtado, damaged danity kane, fireflies owl city, umbrella (feat. jay-z) rihanna, fall for you secondhand serenade, sweet dreams beyonce, my humps black eyed peas, shut up and let me go the ting tings, apologize (feat. onerepublic) timbaland, wake up call maroon 5, gives you hell all-american rejects, cupid’s chokehold gym class heroes, burnin’ up the jonas brothers, 4 in the morning gwen stefani, ramp! the logical song scooter, superstar jamelia, push the button sugababes, white flag dido, oops! i did it again britney spears, my love justin timberlake, your love is my drug kesha, starstrukk 3oh!3, maneater nelly furtado

cool songs from 2000-2010 to party the fuck outta kids!! [listen here]

shut up black eyed peas, lonely akon, hips don’t lie shakira, lose yourself eminem, buttons pussycat dolls, u + ur hand p!nk, untouched the veronicas, fergalicious fergie, you’re beautiful james blunt, forever chris brown, unfaithful rihanna, bring me to life evanescence, we made you eminem, feel good inc. gorillaz, because of you kelly clarkson, in the end linkin park, four to the floor starsailor, beautiful girls sean kingston, piece of me britney spears, work kelly rowland, heaven dj sammy, promiscuous girl (feat. timbaland) nelly furtado, damaged danity kane, fireflies owl city, umbrella (feat. jay-z) rihanna, fall for you secondhand serenade, sweet dreams beyonce, my humps black eyed peas, shut up and let me go the ting tings, apologize (feat. onerepublic) timbaland, wake up call maroon 5, gives you hell all-american rejects, cupid’s chokehold gym class heroes, burnin’ up the jonas brothers, 4 in the morning gwen stefani, ramp! the logical song scooter, superstar jamelia, push the button sugababes, white flag dido, oops! i did it again britney spears, my love justin timberlake, your love is my drug kesha, starstrukk 3oh!3, maneater nelly furtado

darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian